A Typical United Fan

so i was having a beer with a friend the other day at a party. one guy in his twenties (i think) came up to me and we eventually ended up talking about football. it was a bit hard in the beginning because both of us speak horrible german but then he turned out to be english so the conversation went much easier. and then he revealed that he was a united fan and i was like, "here we go again..."

it started out pretty normally, talking about who is the best team in the world, best goals ever, best game ever seen, etc etc etc but then he started talking about the best team in the whole wide world and then he said, and i quote, "we can beat any team in the world with 7 men even without playing the keeper!" i'm sorry but what the f*ck!!

having confidence in your team is great but seriously, what the f*ck was going on in his mind! manchester united indeed is a great team i have to admit but to say that they can win against any team in the world with 7 men AND without the keeper, that is WAY out of the line man! he must've been out of his mind!

anyway, i then reminded him about the champions league final a few seasons back when they were practically raped by barcelona time and again and then he snorted and remarked furiously, "barcelona is only good at passing the ball. we lost to them because the captain didn't play... barcelona was lucky and the ref was helping them!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbOOcqjwDCw
(you can watch the match full highlights from this link)

i was stunned and stared at him for one full second then laughed my ass off, spilling half of my priceless beer because of this idiot. the captain was (and still is) nemanja vidic and he said he didn't play! now that i watched the match highlights again, whoever assisted rooney for united's solitary goal was even offside and he claimed that the ref helped THEM! besides, the game was so one-sided that it wasn't even a match anymore, it was utter humiliation. that retard must have been watching the replay of one of his FIFA games...

i couldn't help myself anymore so i asked him one last question,
"who is the current captain of man utd?"
"roy keane"

i simply left.

there you go. typical manchester united fans. i'm not saying that all united fans are idiots, in fact, a friend of mine is a united fan and he is not an idiot, just that the number of retarded united fans are more than twice the number of idiotic fans from every other team in the world added together.

there you go, if you want a club that is great in almost every single way, but piled with fans with rotten brain, manchester united is your answer.