hey. its PE!!

after abt 2 or 3 months since the last time we had PE, we had 1 yesterday, shortly b4 the study leave.

well, it wasnt the usual way where we change into our attires n gather in front of the field. this time, the teacher came to our class for the 1st time in 2-3 months when we're not changed (how on earth do we knw we'll have a pe lesson when we didn had it for AGES?) well, he came to us in a really shocking way......

we were in our usual lousy behaviour. me, yiyang, izan n the chess freaks were playing chess. ethel n their lot were talking abt some korean guys, aaron n nabihah were stuck together like they were being glued by a dinosaur glue (by using "elephant glue" to describe them would be a horrible insult), etc, etc, etc... ...

after a while we got really boorrreeeedddd....zzz... so we started playing basketball in class, which turned out to be an unforgivable crime (not really basketball, jz throwing the ball around n all) . but jz then, the mighty darth vader aka ms hariet came. den den den deeeeeeennnnnnn.... so we quickly when back to our places n tried to act like we're studying n being good students. this of course didn escape her laser razor sharp eyes as she sliced every1 open with a light saber scolded every1 like they dont worth 3 cents (>2 cents would be rounded down to 0 cents so it doesnt mean anything).

finally, she said something logical
"wat period is it"
"pe" yiyang n i replied
"then why r u not in ur pe attire?"
"we didn't have any pe class for abt 3 months!"
"who's ur teacher?"
"mr rozaini"
"where is he?"
"good question, i was abt to ask u the same question"
"call him to come down here immediately. tell him i'm waiting here in front of the class"

n frank went instantly to look for him but came bac after 2 seconds n asked "which is his staffroom?"
"staffroom 3"

poor mr rozaini, i think we jz gave him a heart attack.

anyway, mr sara (the guy in charge of cca activities) can in less than 10s after darth vader ms hariet went away n started scolding us like we dont worth 3 cents...
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n after frank went to look for him again (he came bac when ms hariet went away, perfect timing) he left instantly.

mr rozaini finally came. n we saw him for the 1st time in almost 3 months!!

so went to play basketball in our school attire coz he looked like he didn care. more than 10 guys + a girl (nabihah) + alex (gender: unknown) started to shoot to choose the 2 captains. after 2 rounds, no 1 scored so there wasnt a captain. hahaha. so luqman n winston was chosen as captains coz they were the 2 biggest guy. they chose their respective teams. guess wat? aaron was playing against nabihah!!

so we played. for more than 5min, no one scored. both team went for the hoops abt 30 times in total but none of them went in. this must be the most pathetic game i've ever played.

after more than 10min of unsuccessfully trying to shoot, i scored. 1-0
then justin scored IMMEDIATELY for the other team. 1-1

this is finally getting interesting. but in the nxt 10min, no one scored. T_T

then the miracle happened. AARON scored after snatching the ball from NABIHAH n scored for us!! 2-1!! our team regained the lead!! (this is sounding more n more like football)

but jz then, yiyang (opponent) kicked aaron in the stomach n injured him.celaka punya yiyang he was forced to retire from the game although he seemed as if he wanted to fight on with the team. nabihah followed him without a second thought. our team complained to the referee (mr rozaini) immediately only 2 find out that he was no where to be found! so we continued like nothing happened.

a while later, the referee appeared out of thin air n blown to whistle to end the game. there was a huge roar of celebrations from BOTH teams because school's over!

this was the weirdest basketball match i've ever had. i broke the deadlock, justin equalised, n aaron scored the winner. u can comment on this game with 2 ways.

1. we crushed the opponent by beating them with double of their total score
2. we won the game dramatically with 1 point

the final score was 2-1. even for a half court basketball, this score is bizarre n looks more like a football match. even the events in the game sounded like one. lol

this is some tips mr surish gave us 2day 4 komsas (not novel though)

this only applies to spm 2009 november paper

CERPEN
Annyss Sophillea
Lambaian Malar Hijau
Virus Zel untuk Abah

DRAMA
Serunai Malam
Kerusi (came out in jun 09 paper)

(from cerpen n drama, 1 question will be coming out)

PROSA TRADISIONAL
Sabor (those who study this story should know, a hell lot of negative stuff) but this story never came out anyway so it's regarded as quite high)
Cerita Bayan (7 states targeted this prosa)
Pertarungan antara Hang Tuah dengan Hang Jebat (6 states targeted this prosa)

(1 question will be coming out for prosa tradisional. so my advice to u is that u pay more attention on this section because 1 of the three is coming out)

PUISI (oh lord this is hard to narrow down! coz there's 30+ puisi n only 1 is coming out!)

PUISI MODEN
Jalan-jalan raya di kotaku (7 states targeted this puisi)
Derita Pertama (never come out b4 so regarded quite high, but contains some sensitive issues)
Anak Laut
Duhai Pentaksir
Di ruang gemanya

PUISI TRADISIONAL
Pantun 6 kerat (PANTUN 8 kerat came out in jun paper so a pantun is not so likely to come out)
Pantun Kiasan (see pantun 6 kerat)
Seloka Pak Kaduk
Syair kelebihan ilmu

(chances of puisi moden is higher bcoz a puisi tradisional came out in jun paper)


Posibility: Very High High Quite High


*do not depend on this alone as smthing totally unexpected might come out
*it's mr surish's tips, so dun blame me if smthing's wrong. if everything's right, he takes the credit too. i'm only the messanger

Mr Yow, a busybody?

i was having trial 2 biology paper 2 n mr yow happened to be the 2nd invigilator (what a coincidence, so many 2s). so anyway, i scribbled smthing unimportant at the last blank page of the paper. n abt 10min later, i CLOSED the paper, put the sri kdu logo as the top page, n asked to go to toilet. after hesitating n trying in vain for abt 100 seconds to find an excuse to not let me go, he handed me his exit pass.

so i went to the toilet, experience the heavan-like sensation by emptying my bladder, i walked bac to class. but as i walked pass the rear window of our class, i saw him flipping my pages as if he was a spy......

by the time i reentered the exam hall (class), he was only 2 metres from my desk. n when i sat bac at my seat, i found the page with lots and lots of scribbling on top! wow, some1 must have casted a magic n flipped it over.

anyway, i acted as if nothing jz happened n continued with my work.

seconds later, mr yow practically appeared out of thin air n took my paper. he turned to the page filled with scribbles n showed it to me. then, he pointed at the eraser. of course i knew wat to do la but why does he have to bother abt me scribbling things? n the 1st word that flashed into my mind was the word every1 used to use it to describe me -busybody.

mr siva, i hope ur reading this, coz nw i knw that im not the only 1 who's a busybody. ^^

ps* congratz to all form3 students! pmr is behind u all nw. but nw the form5's turn... T_T

a chemistry seminar

i attended a boring interesting and useless helpful chemistry seminar which was proudly organized by the infamous and almighty Mr Yow Hoong Kong the other day. (it's a bit late to post this now but i just remembered by coincidence so yeah, at least i remembered right?) it was meant to be 2 1/2 hours but it finished in abt an hour (0.0) coz the Q&A session took abt 10 times shorter than it was supposed to be (thx to mr yow n other chemistry teachers who r teaching form5s this yr) & as much as one-tenth of the hall was occupied (0.0) great right? yeah man. anyway, this is wat i summarized after taking some notes b4 falling in2 sleep in abt 20min (apparently i didn miss anything ^^ ).

1. Definition

this is 1 of the most ridiculous part in the entire paper (even worst than Moral!) bcoz all definitions must follow the txt book letters by letters!!!!!!

2. When they say name, just name

let's say they gave u structural formula of 1,1,1-trichloroethane n asks u to NAME it, dun pandai2 go and give the chemical formula coz salah!! hahaha!! if you gv the name n the formula & both r correct then takda masalah but if any1 of them turned out to be wrong, GG becoz of WCR (Wrong Contradicts Right) so y take the risk? write the name oni la!

3. When they say "describe briefly", describe IN DETAIL!

Reason: you don't wanna lose marks for absolutely no reasons at all!
eg. Q: Test the presence of carbonate ions in sodium carbonate solution
A: 2 cm3 of dilute hydrochloric acid is added into 3 cm3 of sodium carbonate solution in a test tube. effervescence observed is bubbled through limewater in another test tube by using a delivary tube. if carbonate ion is present in the test tube, limewater turns cloudy.

detailed right? no it's brief T_T

4. When asked to calculate 1/t (rate of reaction), give up to 3 decimal points.

5. Essay-Describing an experiment

Include

• Aim
• Material n Apparatus
• Labelled diagram
• Procedure
• Tabulation
• Chemical Equation
• Safety Precaution

6. Pray

(Pelajar yang bakal menduduki peperiksaan SPM haruslah mengamalkan nilai kepercayaan kepada Tuhan......)

Wishing u all the best of luck for SPM