Don;t Blow Your Own Trumpet? At All?

*this really zoomed into my mind out of nowhere.

i think it's good to boast sometimes, but not too much.

because, if you don't blow your trumpet, who's gonna blow it for you?

SPM over! now what?

SPM IS OVER!!! YAY!!

ok, now what are we gonna do next?

after 2 weeks of non-stop playing, i started to think about my future. as in where am i going next, what courses to take, and so on. then it really hit me that, unlike my other friends, i hadn't planned for my studies at the tertiary level. so i took a few days to collect as much information as possible about all choices to make my decision.

Cambridge "A" Levels
this course used to be my initial option. but looking it from other angles, i found out that A levels is purely exam orientated. which means it's like SPM, PMR, and UPSR, just that it's a lot more tougher and it is separated into 2. you can say it's a do-or-die kinda thing. so for me, it's no good because i hate exams.

South Australian Matriculation (SAM)
might be good, heard it's not so tough too, but not recognised by all universities.

ICPU
it's a twinning program, or something like that if i'm not mistaken, and you'll eventually end up in canada or something like that.

American Degree Transfer Program (ADP/AUP)
you basically study here for 2 years and 2 years abroad, most likely usa of course, as the name already suggested. you don't have to go through pre-u courses to get you're degree through this path, but it cost quite a lot, i mean a hell lot. this is my current choice because it offers aeronautical engineering and if i follow this path, i'll end up in embry riddle in florida. but this choice is very expansive and hardly affordable. T_T

Matriculation
free of charge, and the simplest path into local universities. but there are lots of negative news about this course that i don't wish to talk about here.

STPM
this is the last and the worst option. so to anyone who took up this course, have fun with it. but if your grades are superbly excellent, then the sky is yours.

1st football match in a month

right after bio today, i played football! well, actually is futsal coz it's a small cement court eith 2 annoying poles.

anyway, we we're playing without our best centre forward, which was my standard 6 striker because we went to singapore on a trip.

it ended bad. 1-1. i squandered a whole bunch of chances and my passes were rather inaccurate. if my brother was playing, it would have been 10-1. i blame spm for that.

Add Math

add math sucked......

paper 1 was freaking easy. so it gave many people, 9almost all actually, including me) the impression that paper 2 would just be the same. or at most, slightly harder than paper 2. well, it turned pretty hard and most of the people couldn't finish the paper.

it was worse for me, because i was sneezing throughout the paper. i'm sure the people around me [richard, joey, wei zhen, jun hou, germaine, jessica and kah hui(i think)] thought i had that influanza a(h1n1) thing cause their facial expression looked kinda odd. the worst part was that i was worried about myself too. so i hard a really hard time concentration on the stupid paper.

the goof thing is, i managed to finish the paper and i had time to double check and do all questions in section B.

now we'll have to count on paper 1 to get our desired results.

SPM 60% over?

YOU WISH!!

Subjects over:

1. BM
2. Sejarah
3. BI
4. EST
5. Mod Math
6. Moral/P. Islam

To everyone, especially Pure Science students "poor people", all these were merely introductions to the nightmarish & horrific SPM. Why? Look at the list again. Only sejarah & moral (which is over today ^^) required a lot of time to study. So what's up next?

1. Add Math (25/11)
2. Biology (30/11)
3. Physics (3/12)
4. Chemistry (8/12)

Add math requires a HELL lot of practicing. While the other 3 subjects are just plain torturous. Biology basically kills all our neurons because we have to force them to remember so many stuff until they die. We have to remember more stuff than Moral!! Luckily biology makes sense. Physics and add math is about how to spoil your calculator and remembering how to use formulas. Formulas are given, thank God, but remembering how to use them si another hard thing.
Chemistry is, well, chemistry. Someone says its a combination of biology and physics. Smack their faces. Chemistry is neither logic nor memorising. Well, you'll have to remember quite a bit of stuff but as long as you know the concept, understand it thoroughly, and memorise a few colours, you'll do fine.

So back to the topic, is SPM 60% over? HELL NO!!!

*PS To JM, I feel sorry about your Internet, but trust me, I have worse. My Internet works fine. But I alone am not allowed to use it and my brothers are playing like SIAO because their exams are over T_T.

Oh, my mum's back. Chiao!

What's up next? Pendidikan Moral

I'll be having SPM Moral in less than 1 hour.

What's Moral about? It's about remembering 36 useless 'nilai"s and about 75 "kata kunci"s.

Hard? Shouldn't be, we've learning the same DAMNED thing since Form1!! But nobody really cares about it right until the day before the exams so........ya it's quite hard.........

*ps. To the form5s. Posting blogs at this particular point of time is difficult and dangerous. Get caught and you're dead.

First week's OVER

1st week of SPM has ended with a happy note - EST.
To the surprise of others and to myself, I managed to write 4 full pages for the report part when others just wrote about 2-2.5 pages. This is partly because of my unusually big handwriting, since i don't know who the marker is, I might as well just write BIG so that he/she is and I cannot confirm whether or he/she has eye sight problems.

Besides, I couldn't stop writing about friction! There's so much to write! And I thought I had plenty of time (I barely managed to finish the last sentence and sign off in the last minute). So yeah.

Anyway, SPM is 1 week down. Here comes the second week as the challenge really begins......

SPM: 3 subjects down, 7 more to go

I feel happy today. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA v^.^v

Firstly, my sejarah paper 2 went smoothly, not only smooth, but very VERY smoooooooth. Before the paper, Jiann Meng & I spent close to 1.5 hours shouting at each other about sejarah facts and guess what? Every question that came out was what we shouted!! Cool eh?

Let's see what happened

1. Q1 - I smiled
2. Q2 - I smiled wider
3. Q3 - I stared at the paper in disbelief, then I started to laugh quietly. I think I looked very odd because I saw the invigilator staring at the like I was an alien.
4. Q4 - I really had a hard time keeping myself under control. Then I looked up and saw the invigilator staring at me again. Okok, I'll try to behave.
5. Q5 - I didn't care about her anymore.
6. Q6 - "Damn, this is hard, maybe the essay part is not so easy after all". I started to feel nervous. Then I went on to the next question warily.
7. Q7 - I laughed again. This was eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasyyyyyyyyyyyy.
8. Q8 - I almost sang when I saw the question.
9. Q9 - "Another hard question!!" But who cares? I had 3 essay questions done already.

I finished the paper, checked through it twice, and went out of the hall 50 minutes from time.

Later, I went home and saw my younger brother (standard 6) grinning at me. And he showed me his UPSR results. Damn! Time traveled so fast! He got 6A and 1B. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! He beat me by an A!!!!

Ok, I can argue that I missed 2 years of primary education in Japan and I came back to Malaysia in Standard 6 (April in fact), but it still doesn't change the fact that he beat me....... It's so unfair!!

I spent my Standard 6 life studying 10/7 and I didn't play any games for at least 4 months, what a sad childhood while he played computer games 7 days a week. But he still beat me!! NOOOO!!!

Maybe God didn't want me to be too happy in one day, or He wanted to reserve the happiness for the day when I get my SPM results. I'm hoping for the latter ^^

Tomorrow's SPM

Tomorrow's SPM, which means I've been stuck in this house for 2 stinking weeks (that lousy briefing doesn't count since it was so insignificant and almost a total waste of time).

I had to fetch my brother from school today, since I was the only one in the house that can perate a motorcycle properly. So I finally get to leave the house and enjoy freedom again.

Once I mounted, I realised that I've missed the bike so much! It felt like Micheal Schumacher entering the F1 car again after God knows how many years.

And it felt very nice to feel the breeze again.

SPM countdown - <10 days. who cares abt SPM?

i'm seriously annoyed now

1. the first day of our study group, my monitor broke down in half an hour

2. i still have about 10 inches thick of workbooks to be finished. n my mum insist on me finishing the whole freaking stack before spm! oh gosh......

3. my brothers are constantly bugging me cause all their exams are over. how "nice" of them

4. i can't use skype at home so i went to the library in my father's company so i can use the computers there for skype. guess what? all but 2 computers run on windows 2000! n the other 2 were taken by some primary Malay kids to play some very childish game.

5. never mind. skype is able to run on windows 2000. so with great difficulty, i managed to transfer the skype file into the computer (i brought a pendrive) n tried to access it. this is what i got.

well, it didn stay like this good too long, only about 15 minutes......

but this was the best part. after 15 minutes,

cool eh?

no more skype i guess.....

6. i learn new things every time i open a book, no matter what book it is... ... its so fun to learn that there are so many things you don't know when SPM is officially less than 10 days, i wish T_T

oh ya, there's a really good news by the way, my father got me a new monitor during the weekends with a really cheap price. 18.5 inches for rm299! cool! but my brothers will take over the computer at home playing MapleStory but i'll try to conquer it. worth trying right?

oh pls, SHUT UP!

**its a bit late to post this but i dun care

its the last day of school today for the form5s! logically, i shud be happy coz, well, which teen like to go to schl nowadays? but i felt a sudden bit shock coz the nxt time we come to schl, we'll collect a slip n go through an unnecessary briefing n the nxt time, its spm......



anyway, we had a hell lot of seminars for the past 2 days n it was during a bm seminar when exhaustion overcame me. if it was any other schl day, i shud be sleepy at around 3pm but today n yesterday, tireness overwhelmed me at abt 2 pm. why? because there were some ppl who simply refuses 2 respect anyone elses desire to grab some final tips for spm during the final 2 days of schl! who're those guys? i dunno. but let's name them as 5 dickens for the time being



let's see what happened today.

1. Physics - all was well coz mr siva wasn't teaching the 5 dickens.


2. Sejarah - all was perfect bcoz every word mr ravi said was invaluably precious n can't afford to be missed.


3. Biology 1- all hell broke loose. ms sharon, who was unfortunately the homeroom for the dickens, couldnt control the havoc, not tat i blamed her anyway. coz it's like 1 cop who was holding a stick going against 20 terrorists holding an ak47 in each of their hands.


4. Chemistry - if ms sharon was a cop holding nothing but a stick as a weapon, then mr yow was a terminator totally immune to any threats posed by ak47s n armed with a flamethrower n a chaingun. but at 10min from time, the terminator ran out of fuel n was toyed by the terrorist aka dickens.


5. Add Math - similar to biology except ms sharon was replaced by mr chew n assisted by mr hew. instead of sticks, they held pistols. not much of an improvement but still better than bio.


6. BM - Shockingly, mr surish ran riot together instead of making any attempt to halt the noise. bak kata pepatah gajah vs gajah, rusa mati di tengah tengah. bak kata pepatah mr surish vs 5 dickens, saya mati kat tengah tengah.
7. Biology again - (sum up the effect of Biology 1 and BM. then multiply it by 2)

this made me think of a part of the lyrics from "kawanku" by the popular namewee.

jangan bising lagi la
saya bukak kepala
kdu ini bukan satu kelas saja
mozart babi!
jangan cakap lagi la
tapi cakap betul ha
jiannmeng sangat pandai a

bahasa melayu saya cakap macam TAHI
tapi ini ialah saya punya BETUL FEELING
sudah jadi form 5
always macam sakai
tengok hadapan la
november lapan belas ooooo

hey. its PE!!

after abt 2 or 3 months since the last time we had PE, we had 1 yesterday, shortly b4 the study leave.

well, it wasnt the usual way where we change into our attires n gather in front of the field. this time, the teacher came to our class for the 1st time in 2-3 months when we're not changed (how on earth do we knw we'll have a pe lesson when we didn had it for AGES?) well, he came to us in a really shocking way......

we were in our usual lousy behaviour. me, yiyang, izan n the chess freaks were playing chess. ethel n their lot were talking abt some korean guys, aaron n nabihah were stuck together like they were being glued by a dinosaur glue (by using "elephant glue" to describe them would be a horrible insult), etc, etc, etc... ...

after a while we got really boorrreeeedddd....zzz... so we started playing basketball in class, which turned out to be an unforgivable crime (not really basketball, jz throwing the ball around n all) . but jz then, the mighty darth vader aka ms hariet came. den den den deeeeeeennnnnnn.... so we quickly when back to our places n tried to act like we're studying n being good students. this of course didn escape her laser razor sharp eyes as she sliced every1 open with a light saber scolded every1 like they dont worth 3 cents (>2 cents would be rounded down to 0 cents so it doesnt mean anything).

finally, she said something logical
"wat period is it"
"pe" yiyang n i replied
"then why r u not in ur pe attire?"
"we didn't have any pe class for abt 3 months!"
"who's ur teacher?"
"mr rozaini"
"where is he?"
"good question, i was abt to ask u the same question"
"call him to come down here immediately. tell him i'm waiting here in front of the class"

n frank went instantly to look for him but came bac after 2 seconds n asked "which is his staffroom?"
"staffroom 3"

poor mr rozaini, i think we jz gave him a heart attack.

anyway, mr sara (the guy in charge of cca activities) can in less than 10s after darth vader ms hariet went away n started scolding us like we dont worth 3 cents...
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...
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n after frank went to look for him again (he came bac when ms hariet went away, perfect timing) he left instantly.

mr rozaini finally came. n we saw him for the 1st time in almost 3 months!!

so went to play basketball in our school attire coz he looked like he didn care. more than 10 guys + a girl (nabihah) + alex (gender: unknown) started to shoot to choose the 2 captains. after 2 rounds, no 1 scored so there wasnt a captain. hahaha. so luqman n winston was chosen as captains coz they were the 2 biggest guy. they chose their respective teams. guess wat? aaron was playing against nabihah!!

so we played. for more than 5min, no one scored. both team went for the hoops abt 30 times in total but none of them went in. this must be the most pathetic game i've ever played.

after more than 10min of unsuccessfully trying to shoot, i scored. 1-0
then justin scored IMMEDIATELY for the other team. 1-1

this is finally getting interesting. but in the nxt 10min, no one scored. T_T

then the miracle happened. AARON scored after snatching the ball from NABIHAH n scored for us!! 2-1!! our team regained the lead!! (this is sounding more n more like football)

but jz then, yiyang (opponent) kicked aaron in the stomach n injured him.celaka punya yiyang he was forced to retire from the game although he seemed as if he wanted to fight on with the team. nabihah followed him without a second thought. our team complained to the referee (mr rozaini) immediately only 2 find out that he was no where to be found! so we continued like nothing happened.

a while later, the referee appeared out of thin air n blown to whistle to end the game. there was a huge roar of celebrations from BOTH teams because school's over!

this was the weirdest basketball match i've ever had. i broke the deadlock, justin equalised, n aaron scored the winner. u can comment on this game with 2 ways.

1. we crushed the opponent by beating them with double of their total score
2. we won the game dramatically with 1 point

the final score was 2-1. even for a half court basketball, this score is bizarre n looks more like a football match. even the events in the game sounded like one. lol

this is some tips mr surish gave us 2day 4 komsas (not novel though)

this only applies to spm 2009 november paper

CERPEN
Annyss Sophillea
Lambaian Malar Hijau
Virus Zel untuk Abah

DRAMA
Serunai Malam
Kerusi (came out in jun 09 paper)

(from cerpen n drama, 1 question will be coming out)

PROSA TRADISIONAL
Sabor (those who study this story should know, a hell lot of negative stuff) but this story never came out anyway so it's regarded as quite high)
Cerita Bayan (7 states targeted this prosa)
Pertarungan antara Hang Tuah dengan Hang Jebat (6 states targeted this prosa)

(1 question will be coming out for prosa tradisional. so my advice to u is that u pay more attention on this section because 1 of the three is coming out)

PUISI (oh lord this is hard to narrow down! coz there's 30+ puisi n only 1 is coming out!)

PUISI MODEN
Jalan-jalan raya di kotaku (7 states targeted this puisi)
Derita Pertama (never come out b4 so regarded quite high, but contains some sensitive issues)
Anak Laut
Duhai Pentaksir
Di ruang gemanya

PUISI TRADISIONAL
Pantun 6 kerat (PANTUN 8 kerat came out in jun paper so a pantun is not so likely to come out)
Pantun Kiasan (see pantun 6 kerat)
Seloka Pak Kaduk
Syair kelebihan ilmu

(chances of puisi moden is higher bcoz a puisi tradisional came out in jun paper)


Posibility: Very High High Quite High


*do not depend on this alone as smthing totally unexpected might come out
*it's mr surish's tips, so dun blame me if smthing's wrong. if everything's right, he takes the credit too. i'm only the messanger

Mr Yow, a busybody?

i was having trial 2 biology paper 2 n mr yow happened to be the 2nd invigilator (what a coincidence, so many 2s). so anyway, i scribbled smthing unimportant at the last blank page of the paper. n abt 10min later, i CLOSED the paper, put the sri kdu logo as the top page, n asked to go to toilet. after hesitating n trying in vain for abt 100 seconds to find an excuse to not let me go, he handed me his exit pass.

so i went to the toilet, experience the heavan-like sensation by emptying my bladder, i walked bac to class. but as i walked pass the rear window of our class, i saw him flipping my pages as if he was a spy......

by the time i reentered the exam hall (class), he was only 2 metres from my desk. n when i sat bac at my seat, i found the page with lots and lots of scribbling on top! wow, some1 must have casted a magic n flipped it over.

anyway, i acted as if nothing jz happened n continued with my work.

seconds later, mr yow practically appeared out of thin air n took my paper. he turned to the page filled with scribbles n showed it to me. then, he pointed at the eraser. of course i knew wat to do la but why does he have to bother abt me scribbling things? n the 1st word that flashed into my mind was the word every1 used to use it to describe me -busybody.

mr siva, i hope ur reading this, coz nw i knw that im not the only 1 who's a busybody. ^^

ps* congratz to all form3 students! pmr is behind u all nw. but nw the form5's turn... T_T

a chemistry seminar

i attended a boring interesting and useless helpful chemistry seminar which was proudly organized by the infamous and almighty Mr Yow Hoong Kong the other day. (it's a bit late to post this now but i just remembered by coincidence so yeah, at least i remembered right?) it was meant to be 2 1/2 hours but it finished in abt an hour (0.0) coz the Q&A session took abt 10 times shorter than it was supposed to be (thx to mr yow n other chemistry teachers who r teaching form5s this yr) & as much as one-tenth of the hall was occupied (0.0) great right? yeah man. anyway, this is wat i summarized after taking some notes b4 falling in2 sleep in abt 20min (apparently i didn miss anything ^^ ).

1. Definition

this is 1 of the most ridiculous part in the entire paper (even worst than Moral!) bcoz all definitions must follow the txt book letters by letters!!!!!!

2. When they say name, just name

let's say they gave u structural formula of 1,1,1-trichloroethane n asks u to NAME it, dun pandai2 go and give the chemical formula coz salah!! hahaha!! if you gv the name n the formula & both r correct then takda masalah but if any1 of them turned out to be wrong, GG becoz of WCR (Wrong Contradicts Right) so y take the risk? write the name oni la!

3. When they say "describe briefly", describe IN DETAIL!

Reason: you don't wanna lose marks for absolutely no reasons at all!
eg. Q: Test the presence of carbonate ions in sodium carbonate solution
A: 2 cm3 of dilute hydrochloric acid is added into 3 cm3 of sodium carbonate solution in a test tube. effervescence observed is bubbled through limewater in another test tube by using a delivary tube. if carbonate ion is present in the test tube, limewater turns cloudy.

detailed right? no it's brief T_T

4. When asked to calculate 1/t (rate of reaction), give up to 3 decimal points.

5. Essay-Describing an experiment

Include

• Aim
• Material n Apparatus
• Labelled diagram
• Procedure
• Tabulation
• Chemical Equation
• Safety Precaution

6. Pray

(Pelajar yang bakal menduduki peperiksaan SPM haruslah mengamalkan nilai kepercayaan kepada Tuhan......)

Wishing u all the best of luck for SPM

what happened to me durin Hari Raya

I've never ever in my entire life thought i would feel THAT c-c-col-col-ld-ld-ld in the forever-fiery-and-unforgiving-hot Malaysia.

it was in a raining season during Hari Raya when i was having a 2-hour tuition in the evening. the sky had turned into an unfriendly gray - an obvious sign of a rain. at 1st, it was only a drizzle but it soon developed into a big rain. soon, a thunderous lightning announced the beginning of a great rain... T_T

6.40pm, i was going home on my motorcycle. i seized the chance to depart from the tuition centre when the rain took a small pause. little did i knew that it was only a prelude to a horrible nightmare (i wished i drove a car instead but i can't drive!! T_T)and i have been a motorcyclist for slightly more than a year so i can tell you 1 thing: motorcycles aren't made for rains. a minute after departure, the downpour resumed, bigger this time. droplets of cold water, which were as BIG as soy beans, hit me like pea-shooters (i meant to say Gatling guns but u'll accuse me for exaggerating). the chilly wind that i used to love didn't help either. it all but made me tremble from top to toe. plus, none of my clothes were spared from the rain and this further lowered my already-low body temperature. u know the cold wind on the top of genting highlands? imagine 10 times its speed for half an hour.

seconds after seconds, metres after metres i endured until a red traffic light brought me to a halt. a sudden gush of warmth engulfed me as i was spared from the icy wind for a while. it was still very cold in the rain but a slight change in temperature meant a lot to me that time. but the warmth lasted only a couple of seconds as a red Proton Wira raced in front of me and sent a puddle of water splashing at my direction. i tried to dodge it but there wasn't any where to dodge to especially when you're on 2 wheels. the jet of water almost blasted me of my bike before i replied with a huge waves of curses to that damned driver who gave me that dirty smile.
!@#$%^&*($)%$@!$%^578Gi@$%****@SYW%@!@#%$!@#$!%^$%&$%*!
!@#$%^&*($)%$@!$%^578Gi@$%****@SYW%@!@#%$!@#$!%^$%&$%*!!@#$%^&*($)%$@!$%^578Gi@$%****@SYW%@!@#%$!@#$!%^$%&$%
!@#$%^&*($)%$@!$%^578Gi@$%****@SYW%@!@#%$!@#$!%^$%&$%*!
!@#$%^&*($)%$@!$%^578Gi@$%****@SYW%@!@#%$!@#$!%^$%&$%*!
!@#$%^&*($)%$@!$%^578Gi@$%****@SYW%@!@#%$!@#$!%^$%&$%*!
!@#$%^&*($)%$@!$%^578Gi@$%****@SYW%@!@#%$!@#$!%^$%&$%*!!@#$%^&*($)%$@!$%^578Gi@$%****@SYW%@!@#%$!@#$!%^$%&$%

Cursing didn't help drying my clothes but at least i released some fury in my heart that accumulated since the rain restarted. jeez, cursing was fun!

soon, i was moving again but this time, i had to choose between driving fast or slow. driving fast would mean:

• an increased risk of accident,
  
• colder wind and
  
• a higher rate of Gatling-gun-like (i mean pea shooters) raindrops
• but promises a much shorter traveling time
  

**note that traveling time=torturing time

driving slow was the exact opposite. just remember to change between red and green.
the middle choice obviously isn't a choice because that would combine the worse part of both sides and taking none of the advantages of either side. all things considered, i went for the 1st one but changed quickly to the 2nd when i saw another motorcycle missing a charging lorry by a fraction of a second at the opposite road. (this made me think of the poem "death at the opposite house", i mean "road")

just when i thought things can't get worse, a lightning flashed again and doubled the aggressiveness of the great downpour. (T_T) the wind, which felt more like a blizzard now except without snowflakes, sent the freaking cold down my spine and made me tremble harder than ever. my teeth knocked against each other about 50Hz as my skeletal muscles desperately tried to generate heat out of the quick movements...blah...blah....blah.... Waves and waves of rain water made me wet inside out and made me cursed the rain god for letting the rain fall here instead of that African country (refer to the short story "looking for the rain god"). he journey seemed to be endless.

the last corner seemed to extend about a hundred times longer after what felt like hours (actual time=30min). every part of my body was shaking except for my fingers which were numb! 30 metres away, i saw my home sweeeeeeet home which never looked so welcoming. it was so close but so far, so far away......

and just when i was gonna break down, i saw my mother holding that incredibly large and ridiculously ugly umbrella waiting warily in front of the house gate. i saw her gaze met mine and she smiled in relieve and waved at me. i told myself, "I'm the luckiest person ever."

TRUE lyrics of I'm Yow

i've been chased by a few ppl (i can't tell who of course) to post the true lyrics pf I'm Yow becoz they somehow knew i m 1 of the lyric writer of the song. so after consulting the other lyric writers (which i also cant tell who jz in case they got bugged too) i have decided to post the true lyrics. so ladies n gentlemen, may i present the production of xxxxxxx, I'm Yow

I'm Yow

Originally from I'm Yours by Jason Mraz

Well I saw a student whose shirt wasn't tucked in

I tried to ignore him, but my mind wouldn't let me

So I went right up to him

And I said "TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT!!"

He tried to ignore me

So I grabbed him by the ear

And nothing's gonna stop me but divine intervention

I scolded him in the canteen

And sent him to DETENTION!

I'm a discipline teacher, teacher

I wallop you

I'M YOOWWW!!!!

Well open up your books, turn to page 3

Open up your files and let me see

If it's incomplete you'll have to stand stand stand stand
Listen to the lesson for the moment people bare with me
We're just learning chemistry
It's our all important duty to learn learn learn learn learrrrnnnnnnnnn................

Cause I'm your chemistry teacher teacher
You can't escape from me!
Finish up all your homework
If you don't then
I wallop you
I"M YOW!!!

I've been spending way too long watching xxxxxxxxx(censored to protect Mr Yow's privacy) on the TV

And turning up the volume just to try it hear in clearer

I didn't sleep last night

Now it's time to go to KDU

I have to teach the students so that they will get their A1s

and rooting out the students who are breaking all the school rules
It's what I aim to do
My name is my virtue

I'm a chemistry teacher teacher
I wallop you
I"M YOW!!!!

Look at the whiteboard and answer me
Is this ionic chemistry
Make sure you use a pencil when you label or draw
Oh stand up stand up stand up
Why didn't you fill in the blanks?
Why you naughty boy
I will wallop wallop wallop you
I"M YYYOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How to score well in Sejarah Paper 2 if you didn't Study At All?

It was the 1st trial when it happened. i sort of made some mistakes in memorising the schedule for sejarah (history) paper so i happened to not study at all so i made a few moves which turned out quite useful, though i didnt get the results yet.

1. scan through the bolded words in your textbook
you see, all the questions come from the textbook so its actually kinda stupid to buy reference books, just the almighty textbook and workbooks will be enough for revision. anyway, just glance through all the bolded words so you have a general understanding of the "story" so you can CREATE something logical in your own "version" of history (see point 2)

2.creativity
this is something that every1 has since birth so ya. of you dunno the facts, just make it up. since WCR (Wrong Contradicts Right) doesn't apply, unlike chemistry, it's OK to write something wrong, especially the essay part. but, if you're lucky, you might just get the right answer! also, remember the bolded words you read about 10 minutes before the exam and use them to make up your own story!

3.sense of logic
this is to cover up the weaknesses in point 2. yes, you should be creative enough to create something to write but pls write something logical. for instance, when they ask you abt the causes of World War I, don't write something like "Hitler killed the President of the United States so USA declared war against Italy........" oh ya, in structure part, choose the answer you have most confident in to put into the spaces provided.

4.don't panic
you see, many ppl tend to forget a lot of stuff when they panic. so i strongly advice any1 who reads this to NOT panic even though the didn't study history ever in their entire life. if you DO panic, which will suck, take a deep breath. if it doesn't work, do it again. if it still doesn't work, ask to go to the toilet. seriously, it helps.

Haizz......

Haiz......

SPM is killing all the Form 5s especially me


Haizzzz........

Meaning of the Song "You're Beautiful"

Jon sucks in English and BM but he secretly fell in love in a girl who only understands English and BM. But Jon heard that the song "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt is a very common song to listen to especially when someone is in a love song kinda mood so he wanted to dedicate this song to the girl. However, he doesn't really understand the song so he wanted me to tell him the meaning of that song just in case it has a hidden meaning like the "isi tersirat" in BM. I didnt know if there IS a hidden meaning in that song so I looked out in the Internet for it so ya. But the meaning was really unexpected..........

Ladies and gentlemen, "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt
*meaning in brackets

My like is brilliant
(i m very smart)

My love is pure
(i've never done that one b4)

I saw an angel
(my house is haunted)

Of that I'm sure
(i'm very sure)

She smiled to me on the subway
(......someone is stalking me in the LRT.......)

She was with another man
(she's a chikopeh)

But I'll won't lose em, sleep on night, cause I've got a plan
(my mattress very comfortable)

*chorus
You're beautiful
(you're very pretty)

You're beautiful
(you're very pretty)

You're beautiful, it's true
(i'm not bluffing)

I saw your face, in the crowded place
(you're also quite fat coz so many ppl i still can see you!)

And I don't know what to do
(coz i had no food)

Cause I'll never be with you
(i scared you'll eat me)


Special thanks to the Muttons to Midnight for posting this song and it's "hidden meaning" on Youtube.
Most importantly, DON'T DEDICATE THIS SONG!!!

Hi. My 1st ever entry

Hi. this is my 1st ever entry in a blog.
i never wanted to have 1 but since every1 seems to have a blog so i blog oso lorrr....
anyway, if you got any comments to make, no nid 2 hessitate la.....
many thx to jiann meng for encouraging me to create a blog...